Don’t worry, be happy!

You like someone, but don’t know whats in her or his mind? Afraid your advances can spoil a good friendship? Worry no more, I have the solution! Try this SECRET LOVE CALCULATOR!..to know if the one you love loves you too…! So what are you waiting for? TRY IT NOW!

1. "I need space…"

2. "Tama na. Ayoko na. "

3. "Pagod na ko….”

4. "You deserve someone better. That’s not me."

5. "Wala lang…basta…ayoko na…"

6. "We are too different from each other."

7. "I’m in love with my friend/best friend..”

8. "Magfocus ako sa studies/review ko…..”

9. "I really think that we should break up..why? because I don’t know if I still love you."

10. "It’s not you, it’s me…"

11. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko sa’yo, e. Let’s keep it that way."

12. "We are not growing anymore."

13. "I don’t have feelings for you anymore."

14. "I just realized, I don’t want to be attached."

15. "Mahal kita…pero, pagod na ‘ko.."

16. "I realize lately, mahal ko pa pala EX ko"

17. "Hindi na kita mahal, pwede wag mo na kasi ako mahalin?"

18. "You’re too **** good for me…"

19. "Kung wala kang pambigay ng load..kalimutan na din tayo!..hehe"

20. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."

hahahah…kung naa mo’y plano makipag – bulag sa inyong mga bf/gf…feel free to use any of the most common break – up lines…wooo..suggest lang ko huh?!..heheheeh..ala ko nag sabi na bulagan…hahah!

mga unusual things na dili angay buhaton…pero nabuhat ug wala kabalo nganong gibuhat…

1. Nag-toothbrush, paghuman ug toothbrush gibutang sa refrigerator ang toothpaste.

2. Nag-lotion, ang gigamit PONDS FACIAL WASH.

3. Naka-school uniform, ang gisuot nga sapatos rubber shoes. (may na lang gani na’ay nakabantay nga silingan paggawas sa gate.)

4. Wash day man unta sa skwelahan, nag-school uniform gihapon.

5. Gikaluntura na murag wala.

6. Nagsakay sa jeep, human gipara – pagbaba dili man diay mao ang lugar nga dapat baba-an.

7. Nag-plano mulakaw, wala kabalo asa moadto.

8. Nag pasahe sa jeep ug P6.00, nangayo pag kambyo.

9. Nag-timpla ug kape, natingala pa jud nganong parat, makig-lalis pa, kay diay asin ang nabutang ug dili asukal.

10. Ni-adto sa skwelahan, nisulod sa klase, after the class naka-realize na dili diay mao ang klase nga dapat sud-lan.

11. Sa mall, na’ay naka-sugat nga friend "daw", smile-smile pa gyud, taud-taod nangutana sa pangalan kay wala diay kaila.

12. Sa jeep, namasahe sa driver, nagpasalamat pa gyud. (gi-tan-aw nalang nuon sa mga tao)

13. Gisugo ug asin, ang gilpalit vetsin.

14. Nagluto ug pinirito, natingala kay dugay kaayo naluto ang gi-prito, kay diay "vinegar" ang nabutang sa kawali.

hahahahahah…naka try namo ug mga ing-ana?, kung naka try namu…heheh, daghan na tah! tanga kaayo!  

GUYS out there, listen up! I have a special something for those who seem to be lost in the courtship maze. have you ever wondered why your Romeo styles arent effective enough to get your Juliet’s heart? Is your style romantic enough or just stupid? You may have the looks, the money and the guts – but do you  have the moves? They say prevention is better than cure, and so I would give you what moves you should not do. Read on and uncover the don’ts of getting the girl of your dreams.

DONT USE WEIRD PICK - UP LINES. It might work in other cultures, but not really in ours. Although these lines are catchy and funny, they are also so unreal and impersonal. It becomes more of a turn – off to girls than a plus point. These are the most well known pick – up lines:

1. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and look at you the second time around?"
2. "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
3. "You must be a hell of a theft because you stole my heart from across the room."
4. "Are you tired? Because you’ve been been running in my mind lately."
5. "Is you father a theft? he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes."
6. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
7. "My head still hurts, because I just fell…in love!

DON’T INVENT A WHOLE NEW YOU JUST TO GET HER TO NOTICE YOU. Let the girl like you for who you really are. You wouldn’t want to lie you whole life, would you

Looking for the right one? Tired of finding someone? Uhmmm, you’ve got the right place here! Just relax and try this Love Game! Who knows! Just try, Nice ayoOoOo! Ha! ha! ha! Nakakatouch!